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cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004

Cockmander 

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.
Cockmander by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

cockmangler 

One who is bad at giving blowjobs, or hand jobs.

One who mangles the cock, uses (accidentally or on purpose) their teeth or nails in a painful way.
Man, that girl last night was such a cockmangler, now it's all sore.
cockmangler by Not a Cockmangler January 10, 2005

cockjangler 

A person who jangles a cock on his face while eating pie.
Donovan Lewis is a Cockjangler who likes lemon mirange.

Cocksander 

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.
Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

cockrangler 

One who rangles a cock
Shut up cockrangler
cockrangler by seski October 5, 2003