Rantagraph

A paragraph which is largely nonsensical, due to its over-emotional or angry nature. They tend to be sweeping, poorly-structured bursts of emotion from teenagers and people who're stressed out, often aimed at no-one and everyone at the same time.

Angry person - "I'm so angry!"
Friendly person - "What's wrong?"
Angry person - "It's fine, I'll just post a few rantagraphs on my blog later."

Rantagraph by jean l'etranger August 1, 2010

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Reactagraph

Literally "Reaction Paragraph", a paragraph explaining a reaction to something. Coined by an amazing history teacher.

"Write 6 reactagraphs on this packet for homework this week"

Reactagraph by kajglj aglkjlk March 26, 2008

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Rantagraph • Randography • Reactagraph • Runtographer

Runtographer

Marathon runner who enjoys taking selfies and candid shots of fellow runners.

We have a lot of runtographers in our run club.

Runtographer by Lin Edward April 25, 2017

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Randography

Random + Photography = Randography
the art of random photographs with no meaning or purpose.

"Dave just posted some randography on his instagram story."

Randography by macaroon52 June 28, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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