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Zee Germans 

Typically used to poke fun at what someone said or did, to show that it is stupid.

First two examples are quotes from the movie "Snatch"
"What's a gun doing in your trousers?" "It's for protection." "Protection from what? Zee Germans?"

"Then what happens to the rabbit?" "Well, it gets fucked." "Proper fucked?" "Yeah, before Zee Germans get here."

'What's with all the locks? Afraid Zee Germans are going to rob you?'

'So did you get to play?' 'No, Zee Germans did.'
Zee Germans by FunkRenegade July 18, 2005

Zee Germans 

It is actually a term used to make fun of how Germans speak english.

"Zee" is the inability of Germans to enunciate the 'th'.
Hans-Dieter: "Zee Lederhosen were so tight JA, I could not feel zee schnitzel änymore!"

Klaus:"Scheiss mich an, du Sau!"

Trevor: "Did you hear what Zee Germans said?!

Mike: They are not German, they're frickin' idiots!!!"
Zee Germans by Zee Hermantor May 9, 2006

zee Germans 

Controversy over this definition has arisen due to someone being too lazy to look up the definition of a German word. The word sie/Sie can mean she, they or you but not the.
The 'correct' anglo-german would be 'die Germans' or perhaps 'protection from den Germans'.

The word 'zee' here is clearly meant to mean the (and it's a better sounding phrase than die Germans) but I have to lend my support to the mispronunciation of the theory to the mistranslation of sie theory.

You have also misspelled Deutsch
What annoys you the most?

People attacking others without checking the facts, also losing to zee Germans on penalties.
zee Germans by nurry7 June 29, 2010

Zee Germans 

Contrary to the post above, "Zee Germans" is not referring to how Germans speak English at all.

"Zee Germans" comes from the fact that the German word for "the" in some cases, is "sie or Sie" which is pronounced, Zee.

So, when someone says, "Zee Germans," they are saying "The Germans," in a hybrid English German language.
Whoever wrote that definition above should be proper fucked!!!

By who???

I'm sure Zee Germans wouldn't mind doing it.
Zee Germans by Zbreedbz May 25, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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