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snotrocket 

To preform: hold one nostral closed and blow out of your other nostral hard enough to make the wad of mucus shoot out of your nose .
like the time Jamielee Cedar-Kelly shot a huge snotrocket in the middle of the mall parking lot. She got a little on her shoe, but she just brushed it off and wiped it on the guy standing next to her.

Snotrocket 

A giant glob of snot that comes shooting really fast out of a persons nose
“Hey dude did you see Michael’s snotrocket yesterday?” “Yes man that was the biggest ball of snot I’ve ever seen!”

Wakatipu Snotrocket

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone with a runny nose and whilst they suck, their snot flows out of their nose, combining both saliva and snot into a lubricant to stimulate the penis.
"Wow, I was going to bang that chick, but all she did was offer a Wakatipu Snotrocket."

snot rocket 

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.
Without tissue, all I could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.
snot rocket by Turnspike February 11, 2003

snotlocker 

nose, according to david sedaris' father
just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!
snotlocker by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

Vantucky Snot Rocket 

A sexual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of Vancouver, WA (also known as Vantucky). When the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman assumes a position on her knees and begins fellatio to help him through said climax. At the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his penis so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. He then releases a magnificent stream of ejaculate into her nasal cavity. The woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the ejaculate from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the "plugged" nostril, blowing the semen out much like a traditional snot rocket.
She sounds like she's a little stuffed up today ... her boyfriend probably gave her a Vantucky Snot Rocket last night