When you are on the worst and longest date ever with a person that you didnt want to go out with anyway but did out of obligation, and they picked you up, so you cant leave and you feel too bad to tell them to take you home, so you are forced to endure the entirety of the date.

Girl 1:"How was your night last night?"
Girl 2:"Oh my god! That guy who had been asking me out everyday for three months totally datenapped me! He took me mini-golfing, then to a 12 course meal. He dragged me to a movie, ice-cream and then drinks after. It was the worst night ever!"
Girl 1:"Wait! Datenapped?! is that like date-ra..."
Girl2:"Oh god no! Not at all!"
Girl 1:"Oh thank jesus"

Datenapped by mygodampseudonym August 31, 2015

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datarape

the act of violating individual or public privacy to such a level that it becomes the subject matter of conspiracy theorists and urban legend.

Mitnik totally dataraped the CIA. He's got all their nazi weapons files.

Facebook makes $35,000 off of each members profile - total datarape dude!

I stole the bosses phone and dataraped his contact list. I uploaded all of em to findassburglers.com.

datarape by livebythesword February 22, 2012

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Gateraped

After being hit in the ass while skiing to slow in a slalom course

Quin: Fuck
Paula: What?
Quin: I just totally got gateraped by the flush.
Paula : That's rough

Gateraped by Permet de faire des bébés February 27, 2011

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Daterape face

one who posesses the face of a date rapist

Daniel "He has daterape face"
Scott "...Because he rapes people on dates"

Daterape face by Scott, phwoar March 23, 2009

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