porfas 

homie slang for "please"

pass the blunt this way porfas

porfas by .babygirl14:: April 13, 2010

Porfis 

Spanish form of saying pretty please.

Mama! mama! me compras esté dulce porfis ?

Porfis by Spanishunicorn November 29, 2013

porkasaurus 

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

porkasaurus by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Profassholenal

A professional asshole, usually a high-flying captain moneybags gigolo prick.

Marcia, you know Tony, your attorney boyfriend?

Yeah, he's lovely! What about him?

Well, he's not. He's a profassholenal scumbag.

I caught him screwing his secretary last weekend.

Stay away from him!

Profassholenal by TheAmazingCurryFart June 14, 2011

profastinated 

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.

I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.

profastinated by Bruhaha January 28, 2008

profash 

hick, scrawny white kid who smells like your thumb after you removed it from your the twat area after the act of masturbation

ur a profash

profash by hamari March 14, 2010