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Donkey Stomp

To jump from a higher object onto a lower object with both feet together.
Dude, have you heard that Bob donkey stomped Jane? She is no longer pregnant or with him.
Really? The headboard can support his fat ass?
Donkey Stomp by Tripp69 March 26, 2010

donkey stomp

When you're in a rush before school so to save time you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it to go through the drain.
i was in a rush today so I had to donkey stomp that shit, my mom was pissed
donkey stomp by kate redmond May 25, 2018

Go Stomp A Donkey 

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
Go Stomp A Donkey by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013

donkey stamp 

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.
Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off
donkey stamp by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026