Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

Morlocking by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

Morlocking 

Missing school for an extended period of time and not completing any school work.

Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.

Morlocking by morlocking=no future December 8, 2019

Morlocking 

Morlocking (plural Verb) masterbaiting

Charlie likes morlocking late at night to his friends

Morlocking by Pepsi frog March 29, 2019

Morlocking 

When two men, who both have handlebar mustaches, 69 in a way where they are locked together by tieing their mustache to the other mans dingleberries forcing violent rimming.

Don’t go in that stall, those two guys are Morlocking.

Morlocking by REIM170 January 21, 2023

Murlocing

the act of swooshing around someone's balls in the your mouth after they dunked you in any sort of way. Which sounds like the murlocs from WoW (World of Warcraft),

Desly sure got around to murlocing a lot of black men last night. Gruurororulualo!

Murlocing by Ashesxxx October 8, 2012

modocking 

crazey fast, to move with a quickness,hauling ass, to scurry along a path.

Sue and I were modocking down the highway!
The farmer aimed a shotgun at us so we modoked out there!

modocking by dave cool June 27, 2007

Mortlocking It 

Having no concept of time, or the corollary matter of punctuality, whatsoever.

Everyone else was there at 7pm, but I mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.

Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.

The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.

Mortlocking It by Lancaster's Second Finest February 1, 2014