Knox Goggles
The syndrome that affect males when they attend Knox College. Symptoms include thinking a standard 4 is a 8 when in reality they are not. Also hooking up with a 3 and then getting high-fived for it later when you are recounting the tale to your other male friends. Side-affects include shame, depression, alcoholism, and repeat encounters with said 3.
Male 1: Damn, that girl if fine. She is a solid 8.
Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.
Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!
Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.
Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!
Knox Goggles by pimptacular March 5, 2010
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