smorgasbeard 

The condition of walking around with food particles stuck in one's facial hair, especially when not currently eating.

"Dude. wipe your face! Lunch was an hour ago, and you've still got smorgasbeard!"

smorgasbeard by gaijincrow February 15, 2010

smorgasbad 

When a lot of things are just bad.

Man, I was at this party last night, I got in there, they ran out of tp, it was smorgasbad.

smorgasbad by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013

Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

Dairy Smorgasbord by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009

Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese

Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.

Dairy Smorgasbord by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

Gaylord Smorgasbord 

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.

1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."

Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE 

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE by weave September 7, 2003

smörgåsbord 

A swedish word used when you have diffrent types of bread and juice and other things, and you can pick what you want, similar to a buffé.

smorgasbord in english...

We're going to have a smorgasbord tomorrow

smörgåsbord by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005