The aging reproductive organ of a wily, sexually charged woman in her 40s. Usually resembles rotting flesh. The sweet/pungent scent will often attract flies.
I'm sick of college girls, man. Let's hit up the Pottery Barn and track down some cougarmeat!
The Mecca of fast food restaurants and caffeinated soft drinks at Brigham Young University (BYU). Due to it hiring only student workers and paying the lowest wages Provo, half of the restaurants never open and the other half open sporadically.
“Hey want to grab Taco Bell at the Cougareat?”
“Can’t, they could find enough freshmen to pay $8 an hour, so it’s closed this semester.”
“What about Wendy’s?”
“Okay, but they’re only open from 3-4 p.m.”
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.