Flooring 

Flooring, an alternate way to say getting pounded. This term can be used to say innuendos, or if you are trying to be indirect with your partner or friends.

Stan, "I heard you laid some hardwood flooring in Susan's bedroom last night"
Steven, "yeah I floored till the job was done"

Flooring by The_avid_smoker June 15, 2020

flooring 

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

flooring by coinflipper November 27, 2009

Flooring 

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

Flooring by Dingodango July 2, 2017

Flooring 

A state of aw, whether positive or negative. An "omg" moment, an "I can't believe it moment", or a descriptive word.

What a flooring evening!

I was floored to see her making out with my boyfriend

Flooring by Iceberg4567 February 16, 2017

Flooring 

To lie on a wooden floor and stare at the ceiling while philosofying about love, life, universe and everything.
To achieve a strong flooring experience, one needs appropriate flooring music.
To strengthen the experience, a good spaghetti Bolognese meal should be enjoyed beforehand.

PhilHarmony: Damn Jimmy, I'm really confused about all these complex issues regarding love, life, universe and everything..
Jimmy: Chill dude, let's do some flooring for a while and sort things out!!
PhilHarmony: Yeah man, that sounds great!!

Flooring by shgang January 9, 2009

Flooring 

Over exaggerating a matter with no remorse towards one’s feelings.

Verb

I want you to ride my face and spell coconut backwards please...floored

Flooring is defined as expressing or displaying “extra” behavior towards any situation.

Flooring by Inkofgold September 13, 2019

flooring 

bad or not good

lad that’s birds makeup is flooring

flooring by bigbattydestroyer April 17, 2022