Baconchovie (bay-cun-cho-vee)
Baconchovie is is a cross between bacon and an anchovy, normally used as a pizza topping.
Baconchovie: Half pig, Half fish. Hunted and gathered during ancient times, is considered a delicacy among royalty. Normally hunted by horseback, but during modern times the hunting of this rare entree has evolved. Baconchovie is now hunted by air and has been made famous by gyrocopter enthusiast, C. Denny and his book "Intro to the Hunt: Baconchovie by air in the Viva*la*ranger 520 gyrocopter". C. Denny passed on when his co pilot dropped a bag of polished nails on his head during his research of his unfinished book "Penguins: where do I get one".
Excuse me, I left my can of baconchovies in your Ford Ranger.
ceo of OMG, normally found in his natural habitat raging in roblox rbreach
he once bought a pig and named it caden, cooked bacon with it and ate baconcaden!
“OMG! I GOT KILLED BY BLOODY NEUTRAL KILLERS! 😡😡😡😡”
A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was a Democratcame to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!