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booze hag 

A magically inebriated creature of the female persuasion indigenous to drop-zone bars whose morally ambiguous activities include: consumption of shockingly excessive amounts of alcohol at all hours of the day; a continuous fascination with simplistic distractions, shiny objects included; year round sluttiness that rivals the antics of spring break in Daytona Beach; an unknown source of never-ending income that fuels the always escalating shenanigans; and a complete inability to comprehend "what the big deal is" with any of the aforementioned behaviors or the potential consequences inherent to them.
That booze hag couldn't set up a four pole tent on her own but somehow created a fortress of empty drinks and broken dreams around it.
booze hag by jeramy_with_an_a April 26, 2014
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booze hag 

A women who has a tireless appetite for boozing and is not only very good at it but is also much fun to be around. Subject may also be described as being just like 'one of the boys'. A term of endearment.
Off to the pub later, I think Mandy is going to tag along, she is a real booze hag.
booze hag by daddio January 9, 2004

Booze Hag 

Booze Hag; is a wife that does nothing but drink from sun up to, well, sun up. Only care about the bottle and making sure the bottom is seen after a good time of drinking and getting it on with other men besides her husband.
full time drinker that bitch Sandy that is a GREAT BOOZE HAG
Booze Hag by Booze watcher March 11, 2010

Booze-Hag'n

Two or more former girls-about-town, that go out for a night of drinking, debauchery, ego-massage & cougaring.

Husband generally takes care of children at home.
"Jim, you coming out tonight?"

"Nah, looking after the kids, Kellie & Mandy are off Booze-Hag'n"

Boozehag 

Booze.hag

noun
1. Pathology. a female suffering from alcoholism and uglyness.

dam shes a boozehag,
Boozehag by hmmmnz February 13, 2009

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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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