wootslang is a phenomen that has become popular lately, it has it's root from Luxembourg-English and tends to sound juvenile or childish, yet very funny.
A woodclanger is a person who joins up with other like minded people to take part in the mysterious art of Morris dancing. The actual term 'Woodclanger' comes from when they prance about and clang their bits together! As the bits are usually made of wood, they have become known as Woodclangers.
one, two, skeet, wootang is what the rugby team shouted.
man, im guna wootang her so bad.
holy shit is she wootang.
dude after rugby practice im guna put my dick in that chicks wootang.
Dude 1: Dude, I had an awesome night last night!!!11!1
Dude 2: What happened...please, do share?
Dude 1: Chloe stopped by for a little bit and we were just talking, and then boom...we WOOTBANGED!!11!
Dude 2: BICE!!!11!