sporning 

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.

My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.

sporning by five9red October 30, 2009

spooning sleep 

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.

After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !

spooning sleep by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016

Sporting KC 

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012

Spooning 

When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.

Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters

Spooning by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016

sporting leather 

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.

"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.

sporting leather by Guydudebro March 23, 2011

Scorning

So angry you show teeth.

"Our flight was cancelled, I was sat there scorning."

Scorning by Haywirephoenix November 12, 2019

cruiser spooning 

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"

cruiser spooning by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008