Turfgasm 

A Turfgasm is the pleasurable feeling experienced by Marching Band Students as they perform their Half-Time Shows on Astro-Turf Fields. The feeling of a Turfgasm, for the full duration of a 12-minute show, overcomes any other feeling of pleasure known to man.

The marchers seemed to the crowd like robots as they roll-stepped on the Astro-Turf field, when in actuality the marchers were experiencing great bursts of Turfgasm pleasures.

Turfgasm by Marching_Maniac October 26, 2009

Turdgasm 

Generally after constipation, when one shits so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the anus, generate an orgasm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the fucking toilet seat off of its hinges.

Roberto: Dude...

Fernando: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?

Alejandro: I just had a Turdgasm...

Turdgasm by Dr. Douchebag July 9, 2010

turdgasm 

the simultaneous expulsion of both feces from the anus and jizzum from the penis.

can be done through masturbation or part of a blumpkin

perfect timing is necessary

Whilst spanking on the toilet, I had an earth-shattering turdgasm.

turdgasm by Sir Jerks-Alot December 25, 2002

turgasm 

N. An orgasm that is so hardcore that it causes one to excrete massive amounts of shit from asshole.

Mark fucked jesse so hard that he had a turgasm and turned the sheets a bloodly brownish color.

turgasm by Kelseycolemarkjessetyler November 26, 2006

Turdgasm

The combined act of achieving the release of faeces and ejaculation, simultaneously, to create intense prostate and penile climactic stimulation.

Bro, the other day I turdgasm’d so hard I passed out!

Turdgasm by Barbershop44 March 21, 2026