cocklepuss 

the act of plunging an erected cock into a women's vagina vigorously

One night, after a long and hard bang, i was so horny, i decided to cocklepuss my girlfriend

cocklepuss by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009

cokepuss

when you use too much cocaine and your pussy wont get soft

Sorry but I got cokepuss

cokepuss by LucifEx. June 3, 2017

cocktopussy 

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).

cocktopussy by silkpouch September 22, 2007

Cocktupuss 

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation

Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"

Cocktupuss by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009

cockless 

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

cockless by knobend jones March 29, 2004

Cockless Excuse 

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

Cockless Excuse by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

Cocktapussy 

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

Cocktapussy by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012