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assblowing 

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.
1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."
assblowing by The Bear45 October 19, 2009
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Assblowing 

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.
Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.
Assblowing by Nguy69 August 20, 2020
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Ass Blowing

The act of Blowing on your partners anus after rimming, this is very sensual.
He was ass blowing on his girlfriends anus softly after licking it and making it wet.
Ass Blowing by Lizihug February 25, 2019

assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.
sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.
assblading by tedium March 16, 2005

assbooking

trolling through facebook for ass. booty
Damn i need some pussy, i'ma do some assbooking.
assbooking by donkey toupe February 9, 2010

assclowning 

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth
Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning
assclowning by bobbynom13 January 11, 2013

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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