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An absolute slaughter of the word Mister. Usually used in an conjunction with a normal name; once used, nicknames ensue.
Person 1: Meester Robert! Over here!

Robert: FML
The way Emily's dads spanish immigrant workers say mister.
You buy beers today,Meester.
Meeeeeeeeeester!!

Meester Smeece 

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.
Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.
Meester Smeece by Willis December 9, 2003

Meester Peeb 

White person: "May I have a Dr. Pepper?"
Mexican waiter: "Iz Meester Peeb okay?"
Meester Peeb by FTW KREEZY December 28, 2007

Meester Burd

The formal name of every pigeon in New York City. They are characterized by their head bobbing motion while walking, angry appearance, and consistent correction of their name in restaurants where they have made reservations.
Waiter - "Yes I see your reservation right here Mister Bird."
Meester Burd - "No, no. It's Meester Burd!"
Meester Burd by KevinBecky October 16, 2011

Meester Tweester 

Probably the winner of TWOW season 1 (the season is not finished yet) his current nickname is the sun kid and it used to be the 2 time zombie VOTE FOR HIM
TWOW 25 voter: I'm gonna vote Meester Tweester
Meester Tweester by SnowballYT August 1, 2021