spomit 

Occurs following excessive marijuana smoking. One coughs so hard they vomit saliva everywhere. It is a repulsive, yet absolutely hilarious condition.

Mikey smoked so much weed that he spomitted everywhere, not once, but twice.

spomit by Capt.spom September 25, 2009

Snomit

When someone sneezes and then vomits.

Deshan just snomitted in the bathroom

Snomit by desh09 November 4, 2018

shomit 

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

shomit by Lenbot February 18, 2010

somit 

This word has roots in Sanskrit and means a great friend. A cool person who has hundreds of friends.

Oh man! thanks for being there, you are such a Somit.

somit by DragonKing May 30, 2010

snomit

When you are so drunk and high that a sneeze brings up a little vomit.

Dave was so wrecked, he snomited in his beer.

snomit by GDUB Philly September 21, 2007

spamity calamity 

Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.

"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"

spamity calamity by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005

spomin 

to spy or observe without being noticed

theres acouple tools spomin by the window

spomin by john rosenburger (bmith) March 5, 2007