turdstring

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

by jonesberger October 6, 2018

turdshine

to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.

"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."

"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."

by theantilulz November 5, 2011

Turdsense

When your turd knows you are close to the toilet and can barely contain itself.

As he was undoing his gun belt he became overwhelmed by turdsense.

by Pete's ass stinks! September 19, 2015

torstein

Old viking name. used as a description of awsomeness. Only to be used in extremely awesome situations.

Damn, thats torstein! awsum man!

by hoah May 30, 2005

turdstile

The anus. It is also know as the butthole, fecal dispenser, cigar cutter, the moist, poop chute, crap cooker, colon, fartbox, shit lips, sphincter, ol' crusty, etc.

Dude, I have to pass a loaf so bad that I can hear it. If I don't get to the toilet soon it will slide past the turdstile.

by JEUNT December 4, 2010

Torstein

Ginger guy. Real top notch person, loves farms. And definitely from Norway. He loves to watch memes late at night.

Man: Where is Torstein?
Man#2: Watching memes.
Man: Ok.

by GopleBople October 24, 2019

Torstein

Torstein is loyal and definitely hot af. He likes music and play Minecraft. And is a really good boyfriend. If you're with a Torstein you're very lucky and you should stay with him.

Torstein will always support his girlfriend.

Torstein is prob the best boyfriend I’ve ever had

by a ghost named Carl December 8, 2020