scenetard 

1. a person devoted to whatever music/clothing style is popular in the mainstream but does not actually know why they embrace it.

2. a person who listens to screamo but calls it metal.

3. a person who is willing to pay 15 dollars or more to go see a local screamo/hardcore band but has never actually heard of the band or at least has never heard any of their music.

4. a person who believes that wearing an outfit from hot topic makes you punk rock.

5. a person who believes that the band paramore is a punk rock band.

6. a person who has compared the jonas brothers to the beatles.

7. a boy or girl who will pay $60.00 for a hoodie and then only wear it once.

8. a girl who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

9. a guy who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

10. a kid who believes their problems are worse than everyone elses even though they live in an upper middle class home and have a a television, stereo, and at least one current video game system all in their rooms.

11. a person that mis spells words on purpose and/ or uses caps in the wrong places.

1) I don't know why I like it, all my friends do so I guess I do too. wow, your such a scenetard.

2) yeah man, the devil wears prada is more metal than pantera. dude shut the fuck up you stupid scenetard.

3) I don't know this band, but all my friends are going so I will go too. way to follow the crowd you scenetard.

4) wow, this $30.00 hello kitty shirt is so punk rock. it would be more punk rock if you killed yourself you stupid scenetard.

5) I love paramore. their singer has dyed red hair, they are SO punk! No they are not scenetard.

6)I swear. nick is so CUTE!!!!! they are like the next beatles or something! said the scenetard.

7) this hoodie is so cute!!!!! but it doesn't go with anything I have. oh well, I will just wear it out the store. waste your parents money some more scenetard.

8) wow, that guy is so hawt! your a scenetard.

9) wow, that guy is so HAWT! you are also a scenetard.

10) I can't believe my girl dumped me. aw man. I'm gonna go play xbox and forget about my problems while I look up porn off of my laptop with a high speed internet connection.
why don't you go jack off somewhere else you scentard in a scenetard way.

11) omg thAt gUY Es sOOOooooO HAwT!!! and he SOunDs so BROOTAL!!! use spell check you scenetard.

scenetard by i9incher August 15, 2009

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009

sweetard 

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

sweetard by HindiBindi October 7, 2012

scenelord 

a scenelord is a person who follows all the 'really cool scene kid trends'
i.e. they usually look like the complete stereotype for a scene kid
the word was originally used as a piss take word for scene kings and queens
its seen to be quite offensive to be called a scenelord
and it is sometimes shortened to lord

'you look like a complete scenelord today'
'look at that prick over there with the stripes, what a fucking lord'
'i wish i was as much of a lord as you, nawwtttt'

scenelord by baitenator March 4, 2010

Scenetrally located 

A home, venue or work space that is located where all the cool kids hang-out granting access to climbing up the cool ladder right outside your doorstep.

"I'm checking out this spot around Milwaukee and Damen. The rent is crazy high and it's a shithole but it's got a huge window where I can hang art for all the hipsters to see when the clubs let out."
"Yea, that spot is scenetrally located, you've got a chance to get some status."

Scenetrally located by djlimbs March 24, 2010

Scopetarded 

Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach

They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!

Scopetarded by wenonahthing April 20, 2010