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A shortened version of the phrase 'sexual relations'.

Sexuals are best enjoyed with lots of mutual oral foreplay (69ing or 'your turn/my turn'), followed by animalistic intercourse, including some spanking and hair pulling. Also, it is a good idea to go back to a little more oral sex between sexual position changes.
(on phone) Sontia: Wanna come over for some sexuals?

Tony: Yes please!

Sontia:9:30.

Tony:Sweet!
sexuals by t_doffing July 18, 2009
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(noun) A band member who is amazingly talented and also good looking. The term does not necessarily mean something sexual even though it easily can be interpreted as such. This term only applies to those members whose personalities only heighten their musical talents and appearance. If he/she is a douche they cannot be considered a sexuals.
Person 1: Omg Rebecca the members of There For Tomorrow and You Me at Six are all good looking, musically inclined and have outstanding personalities.
Person 2: OMG I KNOW! They are two bands full of sexuals.
Sexuals by BobandChar March 9, 2012

Home of sexuals 

Home of sexuals by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

Suburban Sexuals 

The married couple that acts gay. Just as the word metro sexual is for men that act and look gay.
Brad and Jenn are such Suburban Sexuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the Bed Bath and Beyond, then off to book club together.
Suburban Sexuals by Bobby F. May 16, 2008

Nashville Sexuals 

Shortened from its original phrasing "The Nashville Sexual Predators," it is a term referring to the National Hockey League team The Nashville Predators who play in Nashville Tennessee. The term "The Sexuals" is also a common usage, and saying the word Nashville is purely optional.
The Nashville Sexuals are playing the Boston Bruins tonight.
Nashville Sexuals by Papelson April 23, 2007

Vehicular Sexuals 

Sex in a vehicle of some sort.
Me and Taylor are going to partake in some vehicular sexuals in her car.
Vehicular Sexuals by Wes2101 June 28, 2016

Slowmo Sexuals 

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.
Slowmo Sexuals by Gakupo April 17, 2010