Irregular Fuck Beat, or IFB, is a very off rhythm or IRREGULAR beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.
*knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock*
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
An example to use fuck a beat in a sentence pertaining to a certain situation would be something like a friend suggesting a wild idea
“Wanna go to the cemetery and summon demons?” And your response would then be the phrase “fuck a beat” which ultimately means shittt I meannn why not? Fuck a beat!!
Basically it means to beat someone down really bad with punches, kicks, elbows, and so forth.....there doesnt' really have to be a whole lot of blood (though the more the merrier).....but as long as the dude's hobbling off and wakes up the next day with a good reminder of why its a bad idea to fuck with you in the first place. Thats what it would mean to "beat the fuck out of someone"
I was blind drunk and beat the fuck out of this redneck.....he got it prettybad, to be honest =/