alabama sand storm

Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.

"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"

alabama sand storm by TestesMaGee November 5, 2008

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Alabama Sand Storm

Fuck on the beach. Nut on her face. Throw a handful of sand on her face.

"yeah man i gave her an alabama sand storm saturday night"

Alabama Sand Storm by Shann-Wow June 26, 2009

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Alabama Sandstorm

When getting head on the beach give the girl a facial, and while her face is covered in you jiz throw sand on her face and run away as fast as you can

like oh may god i thought i was on a romantic date on the beach but i just got alabama sandstormed!

Alabama Sandstorm by Matt Sydney November 12, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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