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fingerblast 

To jackhammer a womens minge, used to as a gentlemens segway into the shocker.
I went to Rick's on Garland in Spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the shit out of her in her bitchin camerow.
fingerblast by Geoff Nailer November 9, 2008

Fingerblast 

1. To use ones fingers as an instrument of vaginal destruction
1. "I'm gonna fingerblast your soul into oblivion"
2. "I'm gonna fingerblast your mom like a jew snorting gold dust"
Fingerblast by Your creepy uncle October 18, 2010

FingerBlast 

To slam your fingers with guided precision into the depths of a man, woman, or animal's pussy or puckering anal cavity with the ferocity of a thousand foot pounds.
Dude, last night I was cow tipping and got a sudden urge to fingerblast the head bull...surprisingly when he awoke he was rather pleased with my skill.
FingerBlast by Kszerian May 20, 2003

Fingerblast 

when a man/woman violently and quickly fingers a vagina
That girl was so drunk i fingerblasted her right on the dance floor
Fingerblast by sjc75 October 29, 2011

fingerblast 

To punch a vagina or asshole with one's fingers. Often in a rapid fashion, seldom precise.
"So I fingerblasted this chick last night...I'm pretty good at that."
"WTF Paul..."
fingerblast by FBlaster April 26, 2009

Fingerblast 

fingerblast
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room
Dave: How'd it go with genna last night?

Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.

Dave: How was the cleanup?

Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.