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Describes when someone gets beaten very badly in a game or competition.
Ron : You were beating everyone at cards

last night.

Don : You’re darn right. I waxed their asses!!!
Waxed by _•_•_•_•_•_•_ October 16, 2018
waxed (verb past tense)

U.S. military slang for having killed a target in action.
When I was deployed in Iran, some camel jockey stabbed me through my tactical vest and was stupid enough to let go of his stiletto to attempt a rifle disarm. I pulled the blade out of me and disemboweled him with it. One hostile waxed.
waxed by DEVS CHAOS April 23, 2009
same as plastered or wasted on anything or everything. Just really, really f-ed up
My life is so screwed up right now, but it's alright because I'm going to waxed and cum on some tits tonight.
waxed by P Gibby November 29, 2004
The act of rubbing surfboard wax on someones car's windows and head lights. this is normally done to some out-of-towner who tries to move in on your local surf territory.
man someone totaly waxed your car.
Waxed by Rickman69 March 4, 2005
I heard bob was at a strip club and got taxed. Yeah, and the funny part is he wasnt even waxed.
waxed by Allan Walker July 30, 2008
I went out on friday night with 100 pounds in my pocket and I "waxed" the lot.
waxed by Michael Bailey May 8, 2004