Matt: Craig where's your Fagdad?
Craig: He's sat on the living room chair with Brian.
Andy: Bert, why's your dad a Fagdad?
Bert: He's not, he's a Carnie.
A seemingly "happily married" family man, who lives (and possibly beleives) the daily facade that he is an ordinary average guy, but to confused office mates / friends is obviously a flaming homosexual.
Wimpy guy with absolutely no muscle definition who's a dad but looks like the last dude you'd expect could possibly father a child. Typically seen wearing loafers, white socks and shorts and pushing a stroller with one hand while holding a toddler in the other, saying things in an effeminate voice like "Hang on honey, Mommy will be here in a minute and then we'll both kiss your boo-boo."