D-MAT 

An abbreviation of "Dr. Manhattan" from the comic book and movie "Watchmen". A reference to the character always displaying his dick irl, the act of whipping out your cock forcing upon others to look.

Bro! I just got D-MATed by some brah in Kappa Omega Phi!

Dude last week, I just D-MATed it right in front of Lindsay, and she sucked me off.

{Upon being D-MATed AH DUDE! D-MAT!!

D-MAT by JATurday March 21, 2009

Mat-Pete'd 

The act of becoming Intoxicated or drunk. Similar to getting wastey-faced. Attainable through social settings or alone in a dark damp room.

Dude, we went out last weekend and got so Mat-Pete'd! or I was home at my mom's house and just thought I'd get Mat-Pete'd.

Mat-Pete'd by Dealbreaker March 25, 2009

matthew mcconaughey'd 

As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.

Dude, I totally Matthew Mcconaughey'd that person last night!

matthew mcconaughey'd by AppleDapple May 30, 2016

d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math 

Nobody has lived to tell the tale of d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math, (READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.

Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.

Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"

Him: "Hey Broskie, do you know what a Distributive hard Fractal is?"

Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"

Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"

Her: "Wanna get juice?"

d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math by d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math June 14, 2021

Matt D 

An other word for taking a big shit

Hold on a minute I'm taking a Matt d

Matt D by Lieutenantdan June 11, 2016

Mattia'd 

When you're doing anything and you do it to the absolute worst of your ability. You could not have possibly fucked that up any more.

"I just mattia'd that round sorry guys'

Mattia'd by Sleepless Jack March 31, 2022

Matos'd 

verb

1. To fuck over your co-workers
2. To lie to your co-workers about how large your work load is to form the impression you're busier than you actually are

Bill: "Hey Ed, what are your numbers for the night?"

Eddy: "I'm gonna be sinking tonight Bill, I've got a ton of work"

Jamie: "Bill, you realize you just got Matos'd. Eddy was sitting in the break room all night."

Matos'd by Ham n cheese October 19, 2013