Puddlenuts 

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"

Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.

Puddlenuts by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009

Puddlenuts 

An insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their testicles drag along the ground when walking. It refers further to a specific instance of said 'Puddlenuts' walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.

Dave-"I can't see over your head, jerk!"

Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"

Puddlenuts by sixstring3r September 16, 2009

Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.

Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!

Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020

Cuddlenuts 

When one wears jeans that are way too tight and it causes shrinkage. No cold water necessary.

"Damn Dan Billy, I just got out them jeans you told me to buy, and I got a serious case of the cuddlenuts!"

Cuddlenuts by wayvern November 28, 2003

Puddlebutt 

An instance where excrement has turned wet or overwhelmingly soggy because of excessive consumption of alcohol or bad diet.

"I drank nine Red Bulls last night and woke up with a bad case of puddlebutt."

Puddlebutt by O-bone April 21, 2007

purplenuts 

Barney the dinosaur's testicles.
ALSO:
When your nuts are squeezed too hard.

Baby Bop, get off my purplenuts.

purplenuts by Boredashell April 30, 2003

Puzzlenuts

One who has their balls all in a labrynth.

Piotrowski has puzzlenuts! Hes fucken retarded.

Puzzlenuts by Pepe April 17, 2004