No ways!

Expression used in mock-disbelief. Synonym for:
Wow! I don't believe it! Really?

Generally meant as an expression of delight, but occasionally also used to express shock.

See also: no way

"You won? No ways! That's fantastic!"

"She shot him? No ways, man, when? Is he dead?"

No ways! by Xaviana December 1, 2003

Feel no ways 

To not give a single fuck about something; Not to care about what just happened.

I feel no ways about school. (I don't care about school)

I felt no ways knocking down those pylons. (I didn't care when I knocked down those pylons.

Feel no ways by Real TO September 18, 2014

Noways 

adv. Informal

In no way or degree; nowise.

"I Don't Feel Noways Tired, I Came Too Far From Where I Started From. Nobody, Told Me That The Road Would Be Easy, But I Don't Believe He Brought Me This Far To Leave me"

- Hillary Rodham Clinton, March 2007, quoting Rev. Dr. James Cleveland

Noways by Garinol April 4, 2009