syrcum 

A delightful mixture of semen and syrup usually spread over piles of cuaffles

Give me more syrcum for my cuaffles! It is so sticky and delicious!

syrcum by Captain Jack-off January 28, 2009

Sircumstance 

1.When a British Karate teacher is teaching a ninja stance and cums in his pants because Karate makes him horny.

1.I cant leave my kids under this Sircumstance, they'll come home with jizz on them every day.

Sircumstance by "milk"man June 18, 2009

sercumstance 

The way an idiot spells "circumstance".

Only an idiot would spell circumstance as "sercumstance".

sercumstance by Kaughtina Trapp May 15, 2011

Sarcumagus

Being put in a stone box drowned in cum and buried underaground.

Nefertiti's favorite sexual maneuver is a sarcumagus.

Sarcumagus by King T'Meat July 23, 2020

sircumpants 

A real sicko adult male who lives his life demanding respect while having obvious cum stains on his pants. Sometimes a teacher.

Sircumpants: When was the Magna Carta signed? Remember to address me as Mr. Johnson, class.
Student 1: I don't know, but you've got some jizz stains on your khakis and it's gross.
Student 2: We're in Kindergarten and your boner is scaring us.

sircumpants by von groovy June 14, 2017

Syrumani 

Someone who is not to be messed with before their first cup of coffee.

Hoff: Did you tell Nichole to send me that iron, yet?

Werbs: Hecks no! she's still Syrumani... I'll wait till she finishes that cup of joe.

Syrumani by werbs December 4, 2010

Sircumfriend 

An individual who only hangs out with you when it benefits him.

Amir: Yo Gemini is such a faggot he only wants to hang out when he needs a free pass to the gym
Navid: I feel you man, hes such a sircumfriend.

Amir: What?
Navid: You know a sir who cums when they want, when the cirCUMstance benefits them

Sircumfriend by bignutsandicannotlie February 9, 2015