Cranny

A tight or untainted vagina

"My flaccid penis mashed against the entry hole of her cranny."

"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"

by Mattimus Van Gulick January 20, 2010

Cranny

mostly used as an adjective to define derro behaviour. Doing something with alcohol, cigarettes or drugs will get you referred to as this if you're a boy or Getting pregnant at a young age for girls

"look at that guy, hes so drugged up"
"yeah hes so cranny"

"Lisa got knocked up"
"Isnt she 16?"
"yep, shes so cranny"

by Gamey-seventeeeen January 19, 2009

cranny

a granny's crack

not to be confused with a nanny's crack, which is the difference of 50 years

A:so what did u do this weekend?
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny

by kidneyShank April 26, 2008

Cranny

The result of a cranberry colliding at high speeds with a granny (grandmother). It has a fruity taste but wit ha hint of soap and denture cream mixed in. It is still considered a fruit, but not good to eat.

That's one plump cranny, dude.
Man, my cranny exploded on me the other day and now I'm all sticky.

by anonymousturtle3 December 18, 2009

cranny

cranny is a big headed freak wiv big ugly balti stained teeth man!! smells aswell

yo wots dat smell man?!
must be cranny

by bil April 25, 2005

cranny

A term for a friend.

That girl is the cranny to my nook.

by Chelsea January 25, 2005

Cranny

A Tranny who is also a creeper

That chick is a creep and i think shes got some balls

by Thuglife March 14, 2003