clav
"I'm tired from being out so late last night. Tonight, I am just going to stay home, watch some TV, order some takeout and clav."
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Clav
A classy chav, usually someone trying to deny their chavness but they just can't resist wearing the odd bit of cheap bling, bright white trainers or going happy slapping with their pit bull.
I hate Clavs. Danielle Westbrook, Ashley Cole - stop denying yourselves, you might as well just buy yourselves a vauxhall nova and have done with it.
Clav by warren1977 January 11, 2009
clav king
A musician who plays the keyboard (Clavinet) better than anyone else and with great skill. This person must also be cool/sexy asf.
“Sam kiszka from Greta van fleet plays the keys better than anybody I’ve heard , and he’s so sexy!”
“He’s the Clav King”
“He’s the Clav King”
clav king by Bluesfairy May 8, 2020
clav'us
the act of copulating with an individual's shoulder-
that girls got a proper clavus shoulder- she's been clav'used well
she deserves a right good clav'using
she deserves a right good clav'using
clav'us by Febrezetown December 22, 2012
The clavicle compliment
Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle
They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work
They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work
The clavicle compliment by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Clavicle
Clavicle by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Clavicles
Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd
Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass
Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass
Clavicles by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020