Tillamook 

a green furry vicious and dangerous animal that will kill you without even thinking about it.

"hey bob watsup?"
"shut up larry!! im being hunted by a tillamook!!"
"oh shit! can i help?
"no get lost, it will smell youre axe deodorant!"
"ok man im out" *gets mauled by tillamook*

Tillamook by harvey von guggenheim December 27, 2008

tillamook 

A really small city in oregon. It stinks most of the time, but if you lived here you wouldn't notice it. We make cheese that's tasty, and ice cream which is also tasty. The downside of living here is that there is NOTHING to do...ever!!!

Tillamook stinks but it's worth it for our dairy.

Tillamook is really, really, really boring.

tillamook by Lola May 1, 2005

tillamook 

Some of the greatestcheese ever made on the planet earth. A copyrighted name.

I just ate some delicious tillamook Mmmmm Mmmm Mmmm

tillamook by WingnutsAcolyte November 11, 2003

Tillamook Tickle 

The act of getting tea-bagged while simultaneously tickling your partners taint.

As the sunset became more romantic she softly whispered in the Colonel's ear "can we, can we, do the Tillamook Tickle tonight Angus?"

Tillamook Tickle by BigButton August 3, 2015

Tillamook Bob 

Surly folk inhabiting the coastal lowlands of the Pacific Northwest. Known for having a style made up of shorts that are too short for any man and an ensemble of clothing that seemed to have originated from Native American tribal members crossed with French Canadian fur trappers and Burt Reynolds. Typically these beasts emerge in parties, wedding receptions, bar mitzvah's, cruise ships, and bingo parlors smelling of cheap whiskey and malt liquor. It is after ambushing these events that they attempt to entertain guests and make eyes with any and all willing party goers. Often putting on displays of song and dance similar to those of the Dayak headhunters but with sexually ambiguous undertones.

Dude, did you see that guy driving the '83 Iroc with the inflatable doll passenger? He was a complete Tillamook Bob with that over-grown mullet and buckskin jacket. I wonder who's party he was going to crash?

Tillamook Bob by fixtaco January 20, 2010

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test 

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011

Tillamook Mudslide 

Performing anal sex while simultaneously being caught in a landslide on the Oregon Coast.

I waited on the side of the mountain to make sure I gave my girl the Tillamook Mudslide.

Tillamook Mudslide by Grizzwold34 April 7, 2021