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National sexual assault day 

just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.
predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.

person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.

Sexual Assault 

Any act consisting of physical contact of a sexual nature without consent. This can include touching, groping, licking, oral sex, or sexual intercourse. Also according to many state laws any of these acts committed while one or more parties is under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or loss of consciousness can be classified as sexual assault, as these factors inhibit ones decision making ability, and therefore consent cannot be established. Sexual assault can be male on female, male on male, female on male, or female on female.
Me and Mandy were drinking at the party, we ended up having sex, and I even gave her a ride home in the morning, but now shes claiming sexual assault! The worst part is that we were drunk so it doesn't matter that she said yes! and now I'm Fucked!!!
Sexual Assault by Moonshine1 July 20, 2010

Sexual Assault Rifle 

I weapon who's sole purpose is to assault another in a sexual manner with various gadjets attached to it.It's origin is unknown, but Bill Clinton had something to do with it.
Don't piont that sexual assault rifle at me, i got it last time.

Sexual assault 

What Donald Trump does for a living
MAN THAT GUY NAMED SEXUAL ASSAULT JUST GOT IMPEACHED.

Consensual Sexual Assault 

Consensual Sexual Assault is when a girl likes to get beat, bite, choked ect. during sex.
Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"

Girl- "My boyfriend"

Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"

Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"

Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"

Sexual Assault 

Congratulations!! You searched Sexual Assault on the Urban Dictionary! Who'd of guessed?
Sexual Assault by Redditor1019 February 26, 2020