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Jewburger 

A meaningless term that my friend Jose made.
Jose: Shut up you jewburger!
Me: Wtf
Jewburger by voidsgbm_Phanta December 13, 2021

Jew Burger 

A bagel, lox (thinly sliced smoked salmon), and cream cheese. Just like the staple of "American cusine" is the hamburger, so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews.
Sunday morning brunch: Mom, please pass me another jew burger with extra schmear!
Jew Burger by Nonny December 28, 2005

jonburger 

A nickname for a handsome man named Jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes to eat French fries with caramel sauce.
Restaurants tend to always mess up their Jonburger orders. Jonburger-type individuals will most likely get their meals for free. I love Jonburger.
jonburger by plumbum&jj May 2, 2014

jewbaggery

The act of using Jew tricks to confuse or take advantage of someone or something.
Grossman confused us with his jewbaggery.

Schwartzman jewbaggered the entire tour group, causing us to get lost in the city.
jewbaggery by Gaylord Price November 29, 2007

jewbrero 

The little hat that Jewish people wear. It's like a sombrero, but for Jews.
Guy: "What's that little hat on that Jew's head?"
Dude: "That's his jewbrero, man."
jewbrero by inferno_inferno June 16, 2009

jerkburger 

Used to describe a person when they are exhibiting rude, cruel, or manipulative behavior, at your personal expense. May be used in a playful manner.
Common phrase - "You want a side of fries with that jerkburger?"
jerkburger by Janel April 28, 2006