Old Horse Fat
Dude, Carol wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.
Old Horse Fat by Jungle VIP April 3, 2009
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Old Horse Fat
A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
Old Horse Fat by patricksmith January 26, 2009
Old Horse Fat
British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer Patrick Smith (now fired).
Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
Old Horse Fat by AT Hill February 18, 2009
old horse fat
Yo William Carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.
old horse fat by El pene de muerte February 18, 2009
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.