Polish closet-homo virgin, never leaves his mom's apartment, posts on www.panterachat.com and plays online games way too much. Likes 'em young, covered in cum and Japanese (but doesn't get any in real life)
After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.