1. 1339. not 1337 or 1338, but 1339. (I guess it means its better than the other two?)
2. Number of my life. The amount of money i have in my pocket, the amount of money in my bank account/13391339, amount of new mail in my inbox, and lastly, my password.
Guy1: HOLY SHIT THAT GUY SO GOOD HE 1337 Guy2: Well I'm better. I'm 1339
Guy1: Huh whats dat
Guy2: Well it obviously means I'm better
Guy1: Hey man what's your password?
Guy2: Why would I tell you?
Guy1: Because I need your password to hack your email account?
Guy2: Oh ok. It's 1339.
Guy1: Wtf why
Guy2: Because no one would ever guess such a stupid thing
Guy1: OIC
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!