Dale Martin

the love of my life, the only one for me, and the one that i would love to spend the rest of my life with. Also, the one who has captured my heart, who is better than anyone in the world. Dale is the only person i can truly say i have loved with all my heart. I've never felt like this before when im around him i get all these butterflies, and just cant stops smiling. And to be in his arms is the most perfect thing in the world. his arms are heaven, a big security blanket. and the safest place on earth, also the most loving place for me.

Dale Martin is my baby boy.

Dale is the hottest, sexiest guy in the world

Dale Martin by Kayla_RayAnn February 19, 2009

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Elijah Dale Martin

A sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is average height and has deep dreamy eyes. He makes you feel like the most special girl ever. Very outgoing. Doesn’t care about other people’s opinions. He is very attractive. He is kind and a gentleman. He is very well-rounded in his family. He is good with kids. He is every girls dream guy. Any girl that gets him is the luckiest in the world. Fucking HUGE Dick

Elijah Dale Martin is so Hot!

Elijah Dale Martin by GaySexIsHot May 13, 2019

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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