Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.
"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"
1) An old phrase dating back to the sixties or seventies that is one-hundred percent real. 'Fat Dogging' has recently gained popularity in the community college scene, where it would totally be acceptable to throw a themed partybased around the expression. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
2) The new dance craze sweeping the nation.
1 - "I'm going to be fat dogging for midterms all afternoon!"
"Hey, I've heard that expression before!"
"You're right Kevin! I can say it all day without it reminding me of bears in any way!
Apparently mistaken by millennials as a slang hybrid of 'bird' being female, and 'dogging' being the act of cuckolding or sharing of one's wife willingly or unwillingly, whilst obviously overlooking the actual normal every day meaning of the term to the point it irritated me to make a bloody account on here to set things straight. So upvote this definition so these low life tweens can at least use the term correctly.
"You've been bird dogging this town for a while now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you." - Mal, Firefly
The act of masturbating (generally males) without the use of any form of lubrication. Most men who "dry dog" rely on loose skin to allow their hand to easily move up and down.
"You'll never believe what just happened!"
"What happened?"
"I caughtConner dry dogging it up in his room!"