doosey 

Problematic situation categorised by error, complicated information or challenge.

"I have made the same mistake again! Wow! This is a doosey!"

"Watch out for that last step - It's a doosey!"

doosey by McLain October 9, 2008

Doosey 

Who is a potato who lives in a bin?
What a Doosey!
Who thinks he's real good but rarely wins?
He's a Doosey!
If getting bad grades is something you wish
Then drive to the dump and call like a fish

"He is such a Doosey?"
"What a Doosey!"

Doosey by DoozeMaster December 4, 2016

Doosey 

a single small rizzler spliff.

give us a drag on this doosey blud.

Doosey by twat lips October 30, 2011

Doosey 

The act of receiving an alcoholic enema. This is done to bypass the taste of very low grade grain alcohol, ie Popov and it will get you drunk very quickly.

Man, This whiskey tastes like crap, I am just gonna go for a doosey instead.

Doosey by The Doosmeister January 21, 2010

doosey 

Something that sucks or isn't any good news.

look at that girl, she looks like doosey

doosey by wonderwomen1234567890 March 16, 2009

Doosey 

A name for a woman of questionable morals. Will do anything (or anyone) to make a quick buck or get a free meal. Usually looks unkept and crackwhorish in fashion style. Feminine hygiene is usually an afterthought. Never leave her alone in your house without valuables and pets locked up. Never leave her alone with your spouse.

Hey bro, did you hear what that crazy Doosey did last night? She went down on 2 butch biker chicks and a mutt for a corn dog and a light beer behind the 7/11!

Doosey by Unkle Red July 28, 2012

Dossey 

Dossey is the word to define the fucking champions of everything. A funny and awesome people who know how to work around things and kick ass!

Dude, I wish I could be a Dossey , they're so awesome!

Dossey by FuckingAwesomeDossey April 9, 2016