Airhorning

An activity when you hide yourself within the surroundings of a golf course, usually within the wooded areas. You then keep a distance of at least 100ft from you and the tee box and wait for a golfer to make his swing. Once he in mid swing, and making sure no one sees you, you blow an airhorn very loudly, in order to throw him off. It is better to video tape this so you can watch their reactions over and over. If spotted by the golfers, run.

Will: Hey Jordan, you wanna go airhorning?

Jordan: Yeah sure, let me get my camo and then we'll go to walmart to buy a jumbo airhorn.

Will: Alright cool, this is gonna be fun, I can't wait to piss some people off!

Airhorning by Jordan1717171717171717 October 10, 2008

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Airporting

A radical 21st century movement that employs stop motion filmmaking techniques, whereby stranded travelers create short films while wasting away those I-can't-believe-my-flight-was-delayed hours in airports.

The genesis of the Airporting revolution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v-_62c5MQ8

Airporting by kspeshol September 28, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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