The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
(n) The act of throwing a skits, shit fit, spit the dummy, go nuts. Spitfits occur through open dialogue and multimedia where the Spitfee screams out accusations, assumptions and cruel words which are demeaning to the victims gender, ethnicity and intellect. Vents of clear saliva takes place when a person is having a Spitfit.
An abundance of overwhelming complex situations trigger a Spitfee to make atrocious outbursts which makes them look like sadistic morons especially when things don't work out the way they had hoped.
Cruel words can be as damaging to a person as Spitfire planes were damaging to innocent human beings.
A Spitfit reveals a lot about a persons character and usually results in loss of friendships.
Example:
Bobby: "Here's that book I promised to lend you"
Zane: "You're one day late you fucking idiot. I told you that I needed it Tuesday not Wednesday"
Bobby: "Sorry mate, I've had one hell of a week and I lost track of time because I've been so busy"
Zane: "Fuck off, you lying prick. I don't believe anything you say anymore, you make me sick with your excuses"
Zane: "Excuses! WTF, You ungrateful jerk. I've been nothing but a loyal and kind to you. Your Spitfit has made me realize that I've been giving you credit far more than you deserve, just stay away from me before I wreck that lame face of yours"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.