nucular 

Something you never, ever want to hear coming from the lips of a man who controls a nuclear arsenal large enough to destroy the entire world eight times over.

"Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nucular weapons production."

nucular by Andy January 22, 2005

nucular 

The way George W. trys to say "nuclear".

"Mr. President, instead of trying to say 'nucular', why don't we just stick with 'weapons of mass destruction'."

nucular by Anonymous May 23, 2003

nucular 

Comical mispronunciation of nuclear. Most commonly used by George W. Bush and Homer Simpson.

Nucular. It's pronounced, 'nucular'.

nucular by 390809826 August 30, 2004

nucular 

A word first made famous by President Jimmy Carter. He was the first Nucular Engineer to become president.

My 8 year old daughter Amy's biggest worry is nucular proliferation.

nucular by xrscott August 23, 2005

nucular 

An idiotic way to pronounce the word "nuclear". Whats worse is most of them know how the word is spelled yet still insist on saying "nucular"

Guy 1: The way the world is right now, we're probably headed toward nucular war"

Guy 2: (after karate chopping Guy 1 in the face) "What the hell is a "nucular war"? I am going to chop you in the face again you worthless troll!"

nucular by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

Nucular 

1. A word used in place of "nuclear" either to provoke a strong reaction from a Grammar Nazi or because the president... I mean, person, is just too damn stupid to pronounce two-syllable words correctly.
2. A word that should never, EVER be uttered by someone with >200 megatons of nuclear explosives ready to launch at the turn of a key.

Dumb-ass: Did you hear about the nucular bomb test?

Smart-ass: The hell did you just say?

Nucular by Bich Phuc Dat March 21, 2017

nucular 

A respelling of the word nuclear for those who don't particularly care if they get it right.

"Saddam had a nucular weapons program"
A rough paraphrase of President George W. Bush's scare us speeches.

nucular by RogueSun October 11, 2004