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funeral home 

A extremely stuffy house that smells like old and dead people. YOu hve to pay to be looked at there in a coffin. Normally it is not lighted very well, and there are many creepy men in tuxedo's walking around like they are so very sad. It is the place where they keep dead bodies and clean them up. Normally it is carpeted and silent, only to be disturbed by the frequent nose blowing on the scented tissues placed all around.

A creepy place...
"DUDE! There is a funeral home across the street! I can smell it from here!"
funeral home by wefredlinkin July 1, 2008
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Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the babys to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home

Minnesota Funeral Home 

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026