Baby Pancake

A baby pancake is when a male ejaculates onto a flat surface, most commonly his partners stomach, his ejaculate would then be spread in a circular manner, dried , peeled off and sometimes put into a photo album, often given heroic names like "Robert Lee" or "nuther' baby that coulda' been"

Girl 1-Hey is that a photo album on your coffee table?
Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had
Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.
Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes

Baby Pancake by Cody Banks June 30, 2008

Baby Dutch Pancake 

The result of pooping in a 12" cooking pan and placing it the oven for discovery later by unsuspecting person living at the house. Preferably done at someone else' house. Very popular at parties you weren't invited to.

We crashed Christian and Lauren's party the other night and left them a sweet Baby Dutch Pancake !

Baby Dutch Pancake by razorwoods October 19, 2011

Pancake baby 

A person born with no bones

Man he was so drunk he played there like a pancake babye

Pancake baby by ultradakota10 July 27, 2017

pancake baby 

A real broken baby

He can't even stand in such a pancake baby state.

pancake baby by Cheffuckmeboy November 4, 2018

baby pancakes 

another way of saying cool, nice , small

yo man your car is so baby pancakes
your girlfriend is baby pancakes in bed
wow u have baby pancakes nuts
that joke was baby pancakes

baby pancakes by jesse schulze June 24, 2008