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venture capitalist 

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".
Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
venture capitalist by gawthic1 June 26, 2008
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Venture Capitalist 

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.
Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.

venture capitalist activities

being a dope ass investor with stacks like nelk boys and stevewilldoit
that shit was gnarly they were building all those skyscrapers for office space and buying all those companies. What you ain't down for some venture capitalist activities?

VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO 

Why would I be paying for DICE, ORANGE JUICE and CHEESE SALAMI myself when I turn before I pay in MENLO PARK giving up my "BIRTHRIGHTS TO G00GLE ALPHABET" when the VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO is SQUIRT after SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN for being a POINT MAN at MANDALAY BAY they give me $20 to EAT and disappear immediately into the SUNSET.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026